Archive for July, 2008
“I’m a fountain of blood, in the shape of a girl” – Bjork
I know what you’re thinking. You’re saying to yourself, ‘Is that a picture of a young Prince Valiant and Lady Rowanne?’ Nope… That’s just my mom making a bad choice for my haircut in the mid 70’s. It looks like she cut a perfect square out where my face is. Jesus. The LEAST she [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )“Look at me… I’m a prickly pear” – Nicholas Cage, Leaving Las Vegas
Just recently I told my pal Pam that I haven’t been drunk in about 15 years or so. When I think about it now, it’s hard to believe that I’ve been able to avoid this for so long. If only I could have avoided all of those cupcakes in that time, perhaps my dentist wouldn’t [...]
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