Archive for April, 2008
“I’ll bring all your dreams alive, for you” – Olivia Newton-John
I love cinema. There’s nothing quite like seeing a movie on the big screen. You get into this bizarre camaraderie with a bunch of strangers. You’ll cheer with some, and others will piss you off. I wanted to share a few emotional experiences I’ve had in theatres past. Anger – I went with my [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )“Robots make me sick to my ass” – Mom from Futurama
I have a love/hate relationship with technology, Off of the top of my head, here are some examples of technology that I love: 1. The Switcher _ This is actually the television remote. My father-in law calls it the “Switcher”. Now when my wife asks for the remote, I correct [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )“It was beauty that killed the beast” – Robert Armstrong, King Kong
ACT I – The Blue Beauty I’m sitting here today in remembrance of the Blue Beauty. She was my first car.. a 1987 Buick Skyhawk. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 26. Partly it’s because I’ve primarily lived in the city and didn’t need one. But it’s also because I can [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 10 so far )“No reason… I just like doin’ dings like dat” – David Patrick Kelly, The Warriors
“Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a psychiatric anxiety disorder most commonly characterized by a subject’s obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or “rituals“) which attempt to neutralize the obsessions.” My mom has a running joke about me. My aforementioned autistic sister Heather is considered ‘high functioning’. My mom’s theory is that the autistic part [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 10 so far )“I thought I could organize freedom; how Scandinavian of me” – Bjork
I can be a stubborn fuck sometimes. I still won’t acknowledge the existence of Scrappy Doo. Scooby had NO fucking nephews as far as I’m concerned. Oh, and 2010: The Year We Make Contact doesn’t exist either by the way. Although, I tried to change my ways as much as I could when I [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )“No girls? That’s not a party! You can’t have a party without girls!” – Judge Judy
Maybe it’s because I’m coming out of witnessing the birth of my 2nd kid.,.. but I’m feeling the feminist part of me sneaking out over the last couple of days. It came out in high school once in a while too. Which explains why I spent some time there in a gym locker every now [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )“Boy, if I were a lamp, I’d light” – Guys and Dolls
In the many issues that are sprinkled in this election year, the issue that seems to be the most confounding to me is the gay marriage issue. I respect (or try to respect) any opinions shared with me, but I don’t get why this one is an issue at all. Since when should certain American [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )“Weebles Wobble but they don’t fall down” – Hasbro
Well, I survived another gift exchange with Heather Pomeroy… so Christmas can’t be all that bad. Most of you know. But for those of you who don’t HP, she is my autistic sister. She’s taller than me, and has a deep, imposing voice. It wasn’t unusual for her to kick my ass when we [...]
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